I can sit here, comfortably blogging the day away, because I don't actually need to buy Father's Day presents for Husband. Husband has his own theories about Father's day, which I will detail below.
1: Father's Day is dumb.
1.a: If it's all about being nice and cooking me a meal, how is it different than every other day?
1.b: Presents cost too much money. Don't buy any.
2. If I really want to celebrate, I'll do it by honoring all those people who made me a Father in the first place.
2.a: I'll buy my kids a present, a really cheap one, that I can play with them.
*whiffle golf balls
2.b: I'll make a fabulous french breakfast (you know, french toast?) for all those people.
So Father's Day is a little different around here, and we all like it that way. Except sometimes I want to do something better... something surprising and happy-making.