She's Capable of Stressing and Obsessing!
She can take a concern and make it an emergency in a matter of three sleepless hours.
She can go from Fine to Tear-the-Hair in seconds.
Do you know something that's No Big Deal? Never Fear! Hand it over to Anxiety Girl, and she'll make it a Big Fat Deal in no time.
She's capable of worrying over everything from that kid's report on the Desert Tortoise to the bump on her cheek that may be a precancerous growth.
She can lose sleep over any matter: she's best at the sleepless money matters, but she'll handle sleepless relationship matters, sleepless vacation matters, sleepless plot/character/dialog matters and, of course, sleepless parenting matters.
Did she say something to offend someone? Well, even if she didn't, she'll fidget about it! (*Cheers from crowd*)
Is that a gray hair? Be Concerned! (*Cheers*)
Are music lesson payments really due today? Never Fear! She's been up for hours WORRYING about it! (*"Hooray!"*)
Stay tuned for the continuing adventures of Anxiety Girl, brought to you by budgeting the month after Christmas.