Are all the verifications real words? Are there that many words that I have never seen, let alone understood or used?
It makes me feel a little small.
And don't even get me started on how I feel if the word is some sort of directive (such as "simplify" or "atone" or "mismanage"). It's all too personal. And yes, I tend to take my fortune cookies as literal prophesies. But only if they're good ones. (The prophesies, not the cookies.)