Hey - if I keep going here, does that count? If I make it to 500 or 1000 words on my silly blog post, can I count it?
(*No, no madam, no you may not. This is not writing. This is thought vomit. It counts for thinking, and for typing, and maybe even for connecting. But this is not your writing.)
(*You're welcome. Go write something in the seventeen minutes you've got left to yourself.)